Chortle, chortle

I was delighted to read that Sam Allardyce has been given his marching orders from Blackburn. Couldn't happen to a better chap The man is an arse.

Doing the jobs Brits won't touch

I was amused to read the latest non story from the BBC about some suspected street cleaners who possibly have plotted to take out the Pope. More benefits of Britain's open door immigration policy no doubt. However what appears to be missing from the BBC report is the religious affiliation of these cleaners. Are they some new radical band of Amish. The People's Front of South Kensington Street Cleaners perhaps?

Meanwhile some other worthies were caught taking full advantage of one of the few growth industries in Britain these days. Fake charities. £500,000, nice work if you can get it.

Woolarse will he never learn?

I really meant to get back to some political comments but pressures of work and general malaise at the outcome of the UK election left me with little appetite to blog. However our old friend Phil Woolarse is back in the news. It seems the slippery scumbag has been rather naughty in his recent campaign to get himself re-elected to the gravy train and is in court today. The Daily Telegraph has the story here Couldn't happen to a better chap and I hope the jury find him guilty.

The last Layber Pahtee government had plenty of scoundrels in its ranks, but Woolarse was amongst the most incompetent of the lot. There is something about the man that really irritates me. Though he has a lot of competition. I note that Bliar in chief and the other slippery shit bag Mandleslime have both published their memoirs. Quite why anyone would waste good money on either of them is beyond me. Andrex is much cheaper and more user friendly.

The Daily Fail

The Daily Mail has a story today claiming that Axing immigration staff 'could see Dover overrun'

You have to wonder if they actually employ and real journalists any more. Have any of them been to Dover recently? Are they aware that there is no border control function in Dover now? The government having long since given up any hope of removing people thanks to their own human rights fetish has devolved that responsibility to the French Police.

What we have here is a complete non story. Or rather a total lack of any real investigation. The real story for anyone that is really interested is how much money has been spent on refurbishing the former Borstal in order to make it suitable to house the poor oppressed failed asylum seekers and over-stayers.

According to the Mail the plan is to cut the number of Chief Immigration Officer posts from seven to five. Well seeing as they only have to manage twenty four Immigration Officers I can't see a major issue there. Having worked in a similar office myself with very similar numbers of EO grades we had to manage with only one HEO but NuLabour seems to think more is better. Maybe this is just another symptom of dumbed down Britain. Where twenty years ago an EO was trusted to do a job. Now it can only be tackled by a CIO on substantially more pay naturally.

They also want to swap Immigration Officers for (presumably) AO (administrative officers.) Well once again I have worked in an office doing removals and by and large the work is administrative. Detention reviews, arranging flights, posting documents to airports for removal etc. It isn't rocket science. Why pay an IO £25,000 a year when the work could easily be managed by AO's on £15,000? At a stroke you save the taxpayer nearly a quarter of a million pounds a year. That isn't chump change.

Personally I would adopt a slightly more radical approach. Since the EO grade is supposed to be a management grade I would cut the CIO posts down to two persons. That would save the taxpayer another 5 x £30,000 at least. Employ maybe three EO grades to manage the twenty odd AO grades.

In any event something needs to be done here to improve the working conditions. According to the governments own figures ....

Very high levels of staff sickness have again caused major problems. During 2008, 718 working days (involving both permanent and agency staff ) were lost due to sickness. This is double the number of days lost in 2007 and has had a significant impact on the staffing budget.

Something ain't right. If these people can't hack it maybe they should find some who can? Perhaps we could advertise in Poland. They seem to be handle the work that British nationals are too good for!

Not much fun in Stalingrad

After yesterdays fun and games in Rochdale with comrade McBruin's injudicious comments regarding his meeting with Mrs. Duffey I thought good news would be thin on the ground.

However not so. Today I spotted an article that claims Boner of U2 will lose £92 million on the sale of Palm to Hewlett Packard. Couldn't happen to a better chap in my view. Though I suppose I should think of the children who wont be getting as big a chunk of Boner's charitable contributions in future.....Oh wait it's not his cash he gives away is it? He has been rather astute in his financial dealings by putting most of his cash where the taxman can't get it. Just another champagne socialist then?

The UK election for the Sewer Party is starting to resemble the Monty Python sketch with Mr. Hilter in the B&B......



Well I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it in the head........McBruin the gift that keeps on giving.

We are looking in on you now

Mark Steyn is on top form once again here
There are numerous examples of the creeping totalitarianism in Britain. The numbers of cameras peeping out from every corner is just one example. The rise in the numbers of local council box tickers is another. The fact that the tax payer has to foot the bill for these state enforcers adds insult to injury. Unfortunately as in much of Britain where one in five people are no longer gainfully employed the remaining 80% have to pick up the tab.

At present the three stooges from the LibLabCon are about to appear in the second televised debate. Slippery Clegg has come to the fore with a polished (turd) tv presence. In X Factor Britain it seems that's all you really need to wow the public. Though given the former popularity of utter tripe like the aptly named "Big Brother" should we be surprised? The lowest common denominator is always profitable.

The Tories are struggling to distance themselves from the other two shysters. One way they could open up a substantial lead would be to declare that they will roll back the surveillance society and put an end to the Harriet Harman inspired, loony left state interference. It would in my view be a sure fire vote winner. Unfortunately the Tories these days seem to be another "progressive" party with much the same agenda as the other two. So I wont be holding my breath.

The House of Lards

I didn't think that I could be disgusted anymore by the debasement of British Politics after the revelations of last summer and the wholesale theft by "right honourable members."

However today's revelation that comrade McBruin plans to elevate the likes of John Prescott and Sion Simon to the Lords really has reached a new low.

To paraphrase the great Dr. Sir Lesley Patterson KBE these two are that low they could parachute out of a snake's arsehole and still have room to free-fall.

Let me remind you of just what utter contemptible tossers both of these clowns are.

Sion Simon who always reminds me of the character in Viz "Spoilt bastard".....




and Prescott the original fat surly oaf personified.....



What else needs to be said?